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Date: 18 Dec 2006 17:08:30
From:
Subject: Running question


Why are runners gay?





 
Date: 18 Dec 2006 19:49:35
From: Beginning runner
Subject: Re: Running question


In article <1166490510.317762.143710@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com >,
Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:

> Why are runners gay?

Why are you a moron?


 
Date: 18 Dec 2006 17:31:13
From: Twittering One
Subject: Re: Running question


Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:
Why are runners gay?

They're lesbian, you thespian.



  
Date: 18 Dec 2006 19:49:56
From: Beginning runner
Subject: Re: Running question


In article <1166491873.847139.289060@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com >,
"Twittering One" <mournenwould@aol.com > wrote:

> Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:
> Why are runners gay?
>
> They're lesbian, you thespian.

"they"? You're not a runner? <giggle >


 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 01:30:52
From: Doug Freese
Subject: Re: Running question



<Bagpip@gmail.com > wrote in message
news:1166490510.317762.143710@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
> Why are runners gay?

Because we are happy. Are you that dumb? Nevermind.

-DF




 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 06:10:06
From:
Subject: Re: Running question



Sean wrote:
> It's a facade: chicks dig gay dudes.
>

Well since you speak from personal experience...



 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 06:09:16
From:
Subject: Re: Running question



Beginning runner wrote:
> In article <1166491873.847139.289060@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> "Twittering One" <mournenwould@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:
> > Why are runners gay?
> >
> > They're lesbian, you thespian.
>
> "they"? You're not a runner? <giggle>

Nope, she's just a psycho/sicko, fresh outta the looney bin.



  
Date: 19 Dec 2006 12:15:29
From: Beginning runner
Subject: Re: Running question


In article <1166537356.798241.162420@80g2000cwy.googlegroups.com >,
Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:

> > In article <1166491873.847139.289060@f1g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> > "Twittering One" <mournenwould@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Bagpip@gmail.com wrote: Why are runners gay?
> > >
> > > They're lesbian, you thespian.
> >
> > "they"? You're not a runner? <giggle>
>
> Nope, she's just a psycho/sicko, fresh outta the looney bin.

I doubt it. Word of advice, son: stop thinking that everyone is like
you.


 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 06:08:24
From:
Subject: Re: Running question



Beginning runner wrote:
> Why are you a moron?

I think my mom dropped me on my head while she was having sex with my
other mom.



  
Date: 19 Dec 2006 12:16:27
From: Beginning runner
Subject: Re: Running question


In article <1166537304.459476.164940@a3g2000cwd.googlegroups.com >,
Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:

> I think my mom dropped me on my head while she was having sex with my
> other mom.

Consider yourself lucky: if she had known how you would turn out, she
would have aborted the pregnancy.


 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 06:07:15
From:
Subject: Re: Running question


Dicks make Doug happy. Just like I said all along...
Doug Freese wrote:
> <Bagpip@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1166490510.317762.143710@79g2000cws.googlegroups.com...
> > Why are runners gay?
>
> Because we are happy. Are you that dumb? Nevermind.
>
> -DF



 
Date: 18 Dec 2006 23:45:16
From: Sean
Subject: Re: Running question


It's a facade: chicks dig gay dudes.

Bagpip@gmail.com a =E9crit :

> Why are runners gay?



 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 15:26:21
From:
Subject: Re: Running question



Beginning runner wrote:
> Consider yourself lucky: if she had known how you would turn out, she
> would have aborted the pregnancy.

She did, but I'm a survivor. It's the scottish blood. I jumped out of
her, and beat that abortion Dr senseless, then slapped around da beach
to make my point, that I'm not to be F'ked with, even at minus 5 months.



 
Date: 19 Dec 2006 15:25:12
From:
Subject: Re: Running question



Beginning runner wrote:
> Consider yourself lucky: if she had known how you would turn out, she
> would have aborted the pregnancy.

She did, but I'm a survivor. It's the scottish blood.



 
Date: 20 Dec 2006 11:29:56
From: wully-m
Subject: Re: Running question



Bagpip@gmail.com wrote:
> Why are runners gay?

Gimme a kiss and I'll tell you!

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